This will explain why I HATE cats:
When I was about 6, I was attacked by a cat. It attached its front paws right under my ears, its mouth latched on around my left eye…and its bottom feet under my chin.
You know how cats will grab something and kick it with both bottom feet?
This cat did this to my neck and chin. I ran to my mom with cat still attached, bleeding from my face and chin. 32 stitches under my eye and a skin graft to my neck (from my butt–my brother will for ever call me butthead) and I had a new face and a tiny scar under my brow. Good thing your skin is resilient when you are young.
32 stitches and skin graft: $6k
Ride to hospital: $2k
Butthead Cat Hater for life: PRICELESS
Look’s like she got her nails did for Christmas:
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