I wish it was wedding day EVERYDAY.
I have a few friends getting married and engaged and
NO thanks to Pinterest, I have wedding fever.
For me wedding fever is a lot like, travel fever except that with travel fever all I need to do is book a trip (DENVER AND MPLS BOOKED TONIGHT.) That should tide me over for a few
weeks days 🙂 I can’t just plan another wedding or find another SHH–LIFE IS UNFAIR 😉
Planning our wedding was such an amazing time. I bought 3 wedding dresses…Yes, I said 3.
I LOVED THIS DRESS. LOOOOVED IT. I ordered it on Jan 6th. By the time it arrived on Feb 13th, I knew that EVERY OTHER BRIDE ON EVERY BLOG EVERYWHERE ALSO LOVED IT. UGH. Worst feeling ever.
Spent a snowy Saturday afternoon watching “Say Yes to the Dress” and perusing my FAV wedding blogs….BIG MISTAKE. Watched my beautiful dress being worn by every other bride. Scheduled emergency bridal appt for later that afternoon….and purchased…
Dress number 2
Dress 3 conversation went something like this:
M: Hi baby….(long dramatic pause–and in a small voice) don’t be mad….ok?
SHH: DID YOU GET ANOTHER SPEEDING TICKET?!?!?!? (in his defense, that particular conversation was getting a bit repetitive–I have since been down graded to a 4 cylinder–In my defense, the term “speeding” is relative and those stupid radar guns aren’t 100% accurate.)
M: What??!!?!? NO!!!! I’m not even driving!!!
SHH: (AUDIBLE SIGH OF RELIEF) Ok, then what?!
M: I MIGHT have found a different wedding dress….
SHH: Seriously, is that all? Do you love it? Just put it on my card.
M: *Insert Gleefully Shrills and CHA CHING of credit card machine.
BEST SMOKIN HOT HUSBAND EVER.
All in all I bought 3 dresses. I sold 2 for more than I bought them for 🙂 and LOOOVED the 3rd:) For a while, I thought I might get into the dress buying/selling business:)
Dear Future Brides,
Enjoy it while it lasts because post-partum wedding planning depression is for real:)
In the meantime, enjoy my ALL TIME FAVORITE WEDDING VIDEO-EVER-IN HISTORY. For lack of a bigger vocabulary: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!!
P.S. Truth, SHH and I have both watched this video at least (NO EXAGGERATION) 80 times.