Considering my level of commitment to being a FOR REAL Product Whore, I am amazed that NO ONE I KNOW TOLD ME ABOUT THIS-I used caps to suggest frustration.
“Four to five hand-picked deluxe samples delivered to your door for $10 per month.” WHA-WHAT?!!?!?! DELIVERED TO MY DOOR EVERY MONTH? Its like CHRISTMAS but BETTER and EVERY SINGLE MONTH!?!!?
“Every month, you’ll receive a box filled with 4-5 beauty samples from luxury brands. Each month will include a different mix of product types, including makeup, skincare, fragrance, body, and hair care. All samples are generously sized, with enough product to allow you to figure out if they’re right for you. You’ll also want to take advantage of Birchbox.com, which is packed with all the beauty information and tips you need, including expert interviews, helpful tutorials, and fun videos.”-Birchbox.com
GENEROUSLY SIZED SAMPLES?!?!? It might as well be filled with UNICORNS AND GLITTER with a RAINBOW on TOP!
I can’t believe I had never heard of this ’till recently. I blame you friends. All of you. And Birchbox for not knowing that I am kind of a big deal and NEED this in my life. It’s moments like this that makes me wonder if I am a country bumkin….HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS??!? DO I LIVE UNDER A ROCK??? I am clearly not as cool as I thought.
The worst part of all of this is that when I was FOAMING FROM THE MOUTH EXCITED TO SIGN UP, I got this: WE ARE ALL SOLD OUT, pls sign up for waiting list.
WAITING LIST???? THIS IS LIKE WAITING IN LINE AT A CLUB!!! Those of you that know me know I would not tolerate such nonsense under normal circumstances. (Note to reader: I haven’t been to a club in…AT LEAST 3 years but when I was a “clubber” I was not about to wait in line)
My Professional Product Whore Opinion:
Sign up for waiting list here: Birchbox
I obviously would not wait another minute.